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EasyThreads added KawaiiGames to the group. 04/26/2025 23:29
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Narrator BOT 04/26/2025 23:31
# **Taste the Rainbow – Dinner Menu** **Theme:** Each platter explodes with its color’s energy! Elegant plating uses matching tinted dishes, edible flowers, glowing crystal accents, and color-themed lighting under each plate to make the whole table shimmer like a living rainbow. --- ## ❤️ **Platter One: Radiant Red** - **Main:** Fire-roasted tomato and red pepper stuffed chicken breast. - **Side:** Red quinoa salad with cranberries, pomegranate seeds, and roasted beets. - **Dessert:** Red velvet mousse cup with strawberry glaze and ruby sugar crystals. - **Drink:** Hibiscus and cherry iced tea with a twist of blood orange. **Presentation:** Served on a deep crimson glass plate with a soft red mist (dry ice effect). Garnished with rose petals and pomegranate jewels.
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## 🧡 **Platter Two: Opulent Orange** - **Main:** Orange-glazed salmon with turmeric couscous. - **Side:** Roasted carrot ribbons with ginger-orange dressing. - **Dessert:** Spiced pumpkin tart with candied orange peel. - **Drink:** Fresh orange spritz with a splash of mango nectar. **Presentation:** Vibrant amber plates, served under a glowing orange canopy. Spiral citrus peels garnish every dish like little sunbursts. **Alternatives:** - **Vegan:** Glazed orange tofu steaks with couscous. - **Gluten-Free:** Swap couscous for spiced quinoa. - **Sugar-Free:** Pumpkin tart sweetened with coconut sugar.
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## 💛 **Platter Three: Sunny Yellow** - **Main:** Lemon-butter chicken thighs with saffron rice. - **Side:** Golden beet carpaccio with lemon vinaigrette. - **Dessert:** Lemon custard parfait with sunflower seed brittle. - **Drink:** Sparkling lemonade with edible gold glitter. **Presentation:** Glowing golden chargers, plated with edible yellow pansies and a tiny flickering LED "sun" in the center of each table. **Alternatives:** - **Vegan:** Lemon-butter jackfruit over saffron rice. - **Gluten-Free:** All naturally GF. - **Sugar-Free:** Custard sweetened with stevia. --- ## 💚 **Platter Four: Verdant Green** - **Main:** Herb-crusted halibut with green goddess dressing. - **Side:** Blistered green beans with pesto drizzle. - **Dessert:** Matcha cheesecake bites with mint sugar dusting. - **Drink:** Cucumber-mint green tea cooler. **Presentation:** Glass plates rimmed with tiny ivy vines; served on forest-green silk runners. Plates misted lightly with peppermint essence. **Alternatives:** - **Vegan:** Herb-crusted zucchini steaks. - **Gluten-Free:** All items GF. - **Sugar-Free:** Cheesecake sweetened with erythritol.
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## 💜 **Platter Six: Majestic Purple** - **Main:** Blackberry-glazed duck breast over violet sweet potato mash. - **Side:** Roasted purple carrots with plum reduction. - **Dessert:** Lavender and blackcurrant gelato swirl. - **Drink:** Blackberry lavender soda with a sugared rim. **Presentation:** Rich amethyst plates adorned with amethyst-like sugar crystals and soft violet lighting at the table edges. **Alternatives:** - **Vegan:** Blackberry-glazed seitan steak. - **Gluten-Free:** All naturally GF. - **Sugar-Free:** Gelato sweetened with agave syrup. --- # 🌈 **The Rainbow Sampler** **Name:** **"The Rainbow Sampler"** A stunning spectrum of miniature bites, arranged in a perfect color wheel around a crystal-clear platter that glows faintly from underneath. - **Red:** Mini fire-roasted tomato tartlet - **Orange:** Orange-glazed tofu skewer - **Yellow:** Lemon-saffron rice bite with microgreens - **Green:** Matcha pesto crostini - **Blue:** Blueberry mousse spoon - **Purple:** Lavender gelato sphere **Drink:** "Aurora Elixir" — a layered, rainbow-gradient drink swirling magically between the colors as you sip. **Alternatives:** - **Vegan, Gluten-Free, and Sugar-Free options** are available for every element of the sampler, with alternate bites matched for flavor and color! (edited)
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Estella BOT 04/26/2025 23:37
*coming in and sitting down*I'll take the yellow with the alternatives, but not vegan the grilled chicken is perfect.
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Quinton............ ask her why there's no pink one....
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Quinton BOT 04/26/2025 23:38
Sepher. Uh. Sorry but. Why is there no pink one?
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Trinity BOT 04/26/2025 23:38
*walking in and sitting beside her* I think I'll do purple....
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 04/26/2025 23:38
Green all the way.
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Sepher Alarie BOT 04/26/2025 23:38
Well there's no pink in a naturally occurring rainbow.....
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well then change rainbows. I want pink.
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Quinton BOT 04/26/2025 23:40
*giving sepher a pleading look*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 04/26/2025 23:40
*sighs and goes to add a pink option*
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EEEEEEEEEEK. Thank you auntie sepher... *turns to quinton* You hear that Quinnie? She's making me a pink one!
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Quinton BOT 04/26/2025 23:42
i do. It's a great.
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whatever my lady wants
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*"pfft. Karen...."* *orders a purple one*
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Melody BOT 04/26/2025 23:47
I think I'll go with Orange.
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Valentina BOT 04/26/2025 23:47
Can I do red, but maybe add some blood?
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Kirin Alarie BOT 04/26/2025 23:47
Yes! Same!
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Trinity BOT 04/26/2025 23:49
I mean....pink is my favorite color too, but....I'd hate to be a problem....
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/26/2025 23:51
*comes in, Lauren in harness at his side, his 3 toys walking on all fours in front of him, takes a seat, kicking his feet up on the table, lights a smoke with his finger, and then orders* Fuck this color nonsense, someone bring me a steak.
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Lauren BOT 04/26/2025 23:51
*just standing quietly beside him*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 04/26/2025 23:52
*eye twitching as she sees his feet on the table AND SMOKING* Coming....right.....up......
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*updates the menu(
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Narrator BOT 04/26/2025 23:54
## 💗 **Bonus Platter: Precious Pink** - **Main:** Pink peppercorn and rose butter shrimp over creamy rosé risotto. - **Side:** Roasted pink cauliflower with a raspberry vinaigrette. - **Dessert:** Fluffy strawberry cupcake with rosewater frosting, topped with a crystallized rose petal. - **Drink:** Pink lemonade spritzer with fresh strawberry slices. **Presentation:** Served on soft blush pink plates rimmed in gold. The cupcake comes nestled in a tiny pink satin-lined box, like a precious gift, with a few edible glitter flakes dusted over the top. A fine pink mist (dry ice + rose scent) billows from the centerpiece of the table, giving everything a dreamy, romantic atmosphere. **Alternatives:** - **Vegan:** Pink peppercorn and rose butter jackfruit over creamy coconut rosé risotto. Vegan strawberry cupcake made with coconut milk and almond flour. - **Gluten-Free:** GF risotto and a gluten-free strawberry cupcake with almond flour base. - **Sugar-Free:** Cupcake sweetened with monk fruit and stevia; frosting made with sugar-free powdered substitute.
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EEEEK!!!!!!
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Sepher Alarie BOT 04/26/2025 23:55
*goes to the kitchen. trying not to cry because of Aza'vyrn*
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Trinity BOT 04/26/2025 23:56
*orders the pink one now that it's available*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 04/27/2025 00:02
*texts Araavos* *"Tell your "SON" to get his FEET OFF MY TABLE!"*
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/27/2025 00:05
*pulls his feet back, kicking her table to the other side of the room, and conjures a different table, putting his feet on that* There... Now it's my table....
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Sepher Alarie BOT 04/27/2025 00:06
*giving him the look of "I'd kill you if I could, but I know I can't"*
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/27/2025 00:08
*blows her a kiss, both hands behind his head, his feet crossed on "his" table*
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Sepher Alarie BOT 04/27/2025 00:09
*just has the chefs take over and teleports out*
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Narrator BOT 04/27/2025 00:09
The Chefs scramble to fulfill the orders
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Trinity BOT 04/27/2025 00:15
She’ll be okay, right?....
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Eh, she'll be fine. She needs a break.
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Melody BOT 04/27/2025 00:15
She's not normally that bothered by something though
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 04/27/2025 00:15
Girl has OCD. And seeing him getting her tables dirty made her upset.
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Melody BOT 04/27/2025 00:15
Oh well. Not like she could stop him.
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Can I pick off the menu, Master?
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Us too?
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*staying quiet*
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Lauren BOT 04/27/2025 00:16
*casually checking her nails*
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/27/2025 00:18
You can have whatever you want... Have a seat, have a good time. Seriously... I'm not what you'd say a ALL THE TIME kinda master, Just your body, and whenever I want it.
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*sits down* I want red. Extra Spicy.
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Blue.
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Yellow please......
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Narrator BOT 04/27/2025 00:19
The Chefs begin serving everyone while working on the new orders
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Lauren BOT 04/27/2025 00:19
Don't care.. try to surprise me I guess.
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/27/2025 00:21
That's a trick and you know it, you won't be surprised, because you don't care, so you already know you won't care , and because you know what you now know you know, you in fact, can not be surprised.....
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Lauren BOT 04/27/2025 00:21
That's one way to put it yes.. anyway just get me anything.
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/27/2025 00:22
Was that deep? That sounded deep...
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Lauren BOT 04/27/2025 00:23
I'm shocked you have even a vague concept of what deep is. Though sorry to disappoint you. But nothing is deep to me.
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*taking a seat now*
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/27/2025 00:23
That's not what you were saying last night....
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Trinity BOT 04/27/2025 00:24
*happily enjoying her pink platter, but trying to avoid looking at Aza'vyrn out of fear. Probably even a little bit of anger*
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Come on, you have to care about some things. If not your own family, then what?
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Lauren BOT 04/27/2025 00:24
*Just rolls her eyes*
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Please. I can be just as moody as the next girl, but you take it to an extreme. Are you depressed? What could you possibly be depressed about?
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Trinity BOT 04/27/2025 00:29
L...Leave her alone....please....it's not worth it...
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Lauren BOT 04/27/2025 00:30
how about you shut your mouth and mind your business. (edited)
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A goddess with a "moody teen" complex. What? Mommy never cut the crusts off your gold plated sandwich?
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Lauren BOT 04/27/2025 00:32
Maybe you should be reminded of your place....
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Maybe you should be reminded of how good you have it.
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Lulu, shut up!
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Exactly.
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Trinity BOT 04/27/2025 00:42
*looks at Estella and Erica anxiously while eating her food*
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 04/27/2025 00:42
*staying out of it*
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/27/2025 00:48
*man handling the steak, no utensils, taking a bite, and enjoying the show*
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Lauren BOT 04/27/2025 00:51
*Shutting up once the food arrives and just starts calmly eating hers*
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*scoffs* Just saying if I had even half the luxury you did I wouldn't be such a downer....
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*slaps her* Quiet.
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Ow! You Bitch! *tackled her and begins punching her*
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Melody BOT 04/27/2025 00:59
*takes her food to go and leaves*
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Trinity BOT 04/27/2025 00:59
Just one dinner here without chaos....please....
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Fernessa Alarie BOT 04/27/2025 00:59
Keep dreaming
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My words exactly
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/27/2025 01:06
Is it always like this?
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Lauren BOT 04/27/2025 01:06
you have no idea..
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Trinity BOT 04/27/2025 01:06
Unfortunately....
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/27/2025 01:13
Badass.
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Trinity BOT 04/27/2025 01:17
*just takes her dessert home with her*
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*now gaining the upper hand and beating up Lulu*
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Narrator BOT 04/27/2025 01:24
Some fighting and quarrelling later and by now most individuals have left the dining hall to eat elsewhere. Xira and Lulu finally getting a bit tired. Still shooting insults at eachother
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Lauren BOT 04/27/2025 01:24
*Just sipping what's left of her drink as they do so*
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*now has Xira pinned and is choking her* IMMA KILL THIS BITCH!
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/27/2025 01:37
Just so you're aware, i'm going to beat the piss out of the winner..... Gotta make sure we all know who's tougher here.... And no, I don't care if you already know, I want you to experience it.
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Lauren BOT 04/27/2025 01:38
this should be interesting..
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*rolls over and is now choking her instead*
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*struggling to regain control*
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*now regaining control and choking her again. But also banging her head on the floor. Hard.*
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*just playing dead now*
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/27/2025 01:58
*looks at them both* You're both pathetic, get up before you embarass me further.
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*sits down*
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*sits down*
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Aza'vyrn BOT 04/27/2025 02:06
Now finish eating, Hey you! no the other dude that looks like a penguin, bring me more to eat.
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Yes Master
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Yes Master
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Narrator BOT 04/27/2025 02:10
They go back to eating. And the chef goes to the kitchen
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